Rory: My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn't do whatever I wanted to do or be whoever I wanted to be...As she guided me through these incredible 18 years I don't know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be, was her. Thank you mom. You are my guide post for everything.
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Lorelai: I have someone standing abnormally close to me
Rory: Say hi to Kirk for me
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Lorelai: I'm going to make out in the coat room, don't eat my chicken.
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Lorelai: You've got room and all? Me and Luke, plus five?
Rory: Plus five?
Lorelai: I'm not coming without Boozoo and the boys!
....BOOZOO I'M GOING TO NEED MY DINING ROOM BACK!
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Lorelai: So you've not only eliminated a sandwich, you've eliminated a conversation piece.
Rory: Now what will we talk about?
Luke: Fine. Here- old menus- everything's there. Knock yourselves out.
Lorelai: ...How come everybody else gets a new menu?
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Richard: People die, we pay. People crash cars, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.
Lorelai: Well at least you have your new slogan.
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Richard: I don't think this is all for Rory. I think this party's a testament to you, Lorelai, and the home you've created here.
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Emily: You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs, gathering dust along with the rest of her potential.
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Emily: Luke how would you like a beer?
Emily: I thought your place was very charming..nice and rustic.
Emily: So...you're recently divorced?...Terrible the divorce rate...I'm sure it was inevitable in your case.
Emily: Oh no some workmen has left his filthy truck on our clean driveway!
Emily: I like this coat of yours. There's something nice about simple cloth.
Luke: You know what's amazing...truly amazing? She never said anything directly bad about me or the diner or anything else concerning me...and all I did was thank her over and over..she'd hammer me..and I'd thank her!!
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Luke: I just want you know, I'm in. I'm all in.
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Luke: Who are they?
Liz: They're the support group of single moms I hooked up with. They're horrible! All they do is bitch, bitch, bitch. I'd have left every one of them too!
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Luke: I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow they've always got jam on their hands. I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands.
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"I love you, you idiot!"
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Dean: Last Friday two guys were tossing a ball and one guy nailed the other right in the face. It was a mess. Blood everywhere, the nurse came out, the place was in chaos, his girlfriend was freaking out....and you just sat there and read. You never even looked up. I thought, I've never seen someone read so intensely before in my entire life. I have to meet that girl.
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Jess: 22.8 miles
Rory: You looked it up?
Jess: Yeah
Rory: You looked it up!
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Logan: It'll be fun, it'll be a thrill. Something stupid, something bad for you. Just something different.
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Michel: People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them.
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Sookie: Well I...and the chop flew, so I lunged. And then the floor slipped, and then...and i just...flip, you know? I guess you just kind of had to be there.
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Sookie: Then what am I saying?!
Lorelai: No idea!
Sookie: How long have we been married?!
Lorelai: 9 years..
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Lane: Eternal damnation is what I'm risking for my rock & roll.
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Lane: I'm so jealous. That's it. I've got to get some dumb, ugly friends.
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Mrs. Kim: Who kissed you?!
Lane: uhh..the Lord mama.
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Mrs. Kim: You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear. People will think things, bad things.. You're a tramp and possibly for sale. You have to find a man. And Kirk does not count!
Lorelai: Lorelai Gilmore, disappointing mothers since 1968.
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Kirk: I'm so damn lonely, not even animal planet does it for me anymore.
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Paris: I'm not going to Harvard! I had sex! But I'm not going to Harvard.
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Paris: Was the last time you had an interesting thought when you considered flinging yourself off a building?
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Paris: Sure, we're girls, so we could only be arguing about a boy, right? White-haired sexist...
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Babette: That was some half ass kiss you two had. You gotta give it a little something honey!
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Miss Patty: You know, it's times like these that you realize what is truly important in your life. I'm so glad I had all that sex.
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Taylor: Breathe in folks, smells like fall.
Luke: Get out Taylor.
Taylor: Why?
Luke: Just a code I live by.
I am junk food ready! I couldn't watch my Gilmore girls without poptarts, tatertots, & redvines!? They wouldn't allow it! Then I added some favorites to the mix. I am all set for midnight! As cheesy as it sounds...I can't wait to reconnect with my best friends tonight!
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